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So maybe you've been a recluse these past 4 years, staying home, twitching in the darkness, petting your cat. Or...maybe you've been too busy all year, arranging mergers, conquering third world countries, or collecting unemployment. Somehow it happened that YOU haven't seen Mortified yet! Or you have, but it was once and you came late and couldn't see over the head of the disgustingly eager fans. Whatever the case ... THIS IS THE MORTIFIED NOT TO BE MISSED!
December is our FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY and we're celebrating with the 'Best Of Mortified!'
Two Years of making people laugh, cry, cringe, gasp, and VOMIT!
If you only go to one Mortified performance this is the one to see!
These are the best acts we've had to offer this past year. The FUNNIEST, MOST PERSONAL, MOST EMBARRASSING, MOST SHAMEFUL. Watch us spill our guts on stage for your sick pleasure!
Witness the best performers. Plus prizes, contests, giveaways, and the return of a very special guest house band (Playing Heavy Metal Interpretations of lame 80's music): LIVE EVIL!
MORTIFIED:
True tales... ripped from the pages of real life! Mortified
stars everyday adults sharing their most embarrassing and real
childhood letters, lyrics, journals, home movies and artwork... in
front of total strangers. Part comedy, part theater, part therapy.
The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified
produces comedic content for the
stage, the page, and the
web. Its latest book, Mortified:
Love Is a Battlefield, is in stores everywhere.
Participants include a wide range of
people, from professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers) to total
amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen) all in the noble pursuit of self-degradation.
Personal redemption through public humiliation. There are a million stories
buried in the pages of people's lives. Mortified's mission
is to simply help people find them.
Share the shame.
IMPORTANT EVENT NOTES:
- COST: $13 advance; $16 at door (all tickets are for General Admission)
- SEATING: All seating is FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. Tickets only ensure
admission. Arrive 30 min. prior to showtime help ensure seats.
- AGES: 21+. No minors.
- DOOR TIMES: House doors open 60 min. prior to an event (usually about 7pm).
See you at the show!
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If advance ticketing is sold-out,
there are almost always tickets available at the door. A wait list
forms prior to show, as we do our best to get people in. Please note,
tickets bought at the door for a sold-out show are generally for
standing room only.
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Sign up for Mortified's official mailing list to get news on future shows, special events and more.
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ALSO AVAILABLE - MORTIFIED BOOKS!
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Where
THE MAKEOUT ROOM
3225 22nd ST
San Francisco,
CA 94110
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